Sunday, February 15, 2009

Marmaduke Humps a Bed

Great danes are large creatures, which is why Ophelia was crazy for Spamlet. Oh, and if you think 15 page papers are a good assignment for students, you deserve to be drug out into the street and shot. And if you think a power-point presentation on that paper would be a good add-on, you deserve to watch your family drug out into the street and shot first.

Dogs are selfish, idiotic creatures with no regard for our own concerns such as our health. They in turn can be threatened with medical care. Also hot tea is good for gonorrhea.

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