Marmaduke's Penis

I tried searching on Google for "Today's Marmaduke" and instead all I got was some loser fag's blog on "Marmaduke Explained". Unfortunately the lazy dickweed named Joe Mathlete (an name for a pathetic nerd) apparently got shot and/or eaten by chavs and just fucking dropped the whole damn ball on Setp. 11 (2008, so that explanation doesn't work). Because he was a lazy bastard (probably an illegal alien), he just up and stopped fucking updating a blog that took about as much work as writing one goddamn sentence. But worst of all, the first three damn pages of Google results point to his dead blog. Google claims to only use relevant search results, but this is a fucking lie, which is what you should come to expect from a fake online internet company that stalks people.

Personally, the name of Marmaduke's breed escapes me for the moment because I just do not give a fuck, so onto the crap:

Two gimps are measuring Marmaduke's penis.